The Noises of Parenting: a silly poem.

The Noises of Parenting: a silly poem.

Wahh goes the sound of the newborn stirring Bang goes the sound of the toddler’s drum OWW yells Dad when he stamps on Lego in the dark Straiiiin goes the sound of a dirty bum   SHOES! cries Mum grabbing baby who’s crawled off once more Come ON now PLEASE? Shoving...
Middle of the Road Mum… too boring to blog?

Middle of the Road Mum… too boring to blog?

I think I’m a middle of the road Mum. Sure – I think I’m pretty good at some aspects of parenting. I’m definitely lousy at others. But here I am, smack bang in the middle of the dreadful parents and superstar ones (whatever they are). In my...
Love and social filters.

Love and social filters.

I just love it when a little person comes out with a totally unprompted ‘I love you’. Recent ones from our household include “I love you in the toilet Mummy”. “I only love Daddy at weekends” (iPad-treat related), “I really love pizza Mummy, I can eat it all day.” “I...
Do you do parenty stuff like this?

Do you do parenty stuff like this?

Words & phrases I’ve only started using since becoming a parent: ‘Nicely’. As in, play ‘nicely’. Eat it ‘nicely’. Walk ‘nicely’. I feel like such a douche as I say it, but what’s the alternative word?!...

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